musings.

i'm interested in life. i find humor in most everything. i'd rather watch tv and talk shit with a few good friends than scream over music to perfect strangers at a party. Feeling curious?

slangforweed:

when someone is telling a story and they pause for a minute, like to change subjects or reflect on what they’re saying and they say, “but, fuck…”  you have to say “buttfuck?!”

deal? deal.

(via mousepoo)

slangforweed:

when someone is telling a story and they pause for a minute, like to change subjects or reflect on what they’re saying and they say, “but, fuck…”  you have to say “buttfuck?!”

deal? deal.

when someone is telling a story and they pause for a minute, like to change subjects or reflect on what they’re saying and they say, “but, fuck…”  you have to say “buttfuck?!”

deal? deal.

the1dlifeforme:

Ladies and gentleman, 21 year old twins and child stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

(via ruinedchildhood)

greed:

roxxysos:

ahmericanhorrorstory:

[fear intensifies]

I find this soothing omg why.

YASSSSS

(via hellasquishyprincess)

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via ruinedchildhood)

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via andrewquo)

bead-bead:

ohaiitsarielle:

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

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I ADORE THIS.  

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